What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

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What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

impasta

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

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What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

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Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

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What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.