How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

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What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokmon?

Voltorb

What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation?

Inequalities

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How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite