How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Shiite Jokes More Shiite Jokes

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!