How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

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Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!