Sunni Jokes

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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Unfertillized

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !