Sunni Jokes

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

Sunny Day Jokes More Sunny Day Jokes

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll?

They blow themselves up.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution."

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.