Sunni Jokes

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Sunny Day Jokes More Sunny Day Jokes

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

Why are you telling me this now?

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.