Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.
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It's always sunni in Philadelphia
Sunni side up.
Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.
They really scared the Shiite outa me!
The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.
Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.
She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.
So he wouldn't talk in his sleep
Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
They're the ones with the little red hats.
Twister
Because he didn't drywall.
Deciding which to tell people first.
He was up all night to Get Loki.
Hose B
Cliff.
Reclaiming black bodies.
A pastryarchy.
Because they need a man to do it for them
The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."