Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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Why do sorority girls travel in odd number packs?

Because they can't even

Why do white girls travel in groups of 3?

Because they can't even

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Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

How many Shia laBeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)