How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

End Jokes More End Jokes

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

Scramble Jokes More Scramble Jokes

What is a tampon's favorite food?

Scrambled egg

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs