How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

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Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

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Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu

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How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29