How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Scramble Jokes More Scramble Jokes

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

What do you call nondeterministically scrambled Crunk?

White and black noise.