How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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What do you call a 350 pound stripper?

Broke

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

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What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

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Why were Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul so good in Breaking Bad?

They were meth-od acting.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.