How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between pokemon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon go always goes down on me

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!