How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ?

I'm font of you.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal