How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

What do you call your girlfriend after a tough workout?

Sorbet

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.