What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

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What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.

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What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

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Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.