Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

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Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

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What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Why did the Chicken cross road?

With rice.

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What is Spiderman's perfect job?

A web designer.

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?

Cook him some Uncle Ben's