Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

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Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

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What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?

Cook him some Uncle Ben's

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.