Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

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How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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RICE-IS

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Rice-is

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What disorder will Spiderman get as he ages?

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What was Spiderman's major in college?

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Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...