How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

Why are government buildings alike all around the world?

free masonry.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

How many Shia laBeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Lead Guitarist Jokes More Lead Guitarist Jokes

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist?

You can actually negotiate with a terrorist.

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four"