How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

What is the fastest insect in the World?

Lice" Why ... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

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How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?

Sarah kept silent.

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Lead Guitarist Jokes More Lead Guitarist Jokes

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist?

You can actually negotiate with a terrorist.

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four"