How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

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What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

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Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth