How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

How much is the bare minimum?

1 bear.

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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

What's DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

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Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

Why do teenage girls always hang out in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.