Newsfeed Jokes

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

How many Shia laBeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

Fake News Jokes More Fake News Jokes

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

Teenage Girl Jokes More Teenage Girl Jokes

Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why do teenage girls only hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they literally cannot EVEN right now, ugh!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

Clog Jokes More Clog Jokes

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What does the ISIS donkey say?

Jihaaaad

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.