Fake News Jokes

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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Cnn Jokes More Cnn Jokes

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them?

WASWAS.

What's frozen water and dangerous?

ISIS

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and a monkey?

Nothing

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

Newsfeed Jokes More Newsfeed Jokes

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

What's the worst question you can ask a blind date?

So.. you seeing anyone "