What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

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What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

What do u call a bad jokester?

Matteo

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

That was very amoosing"