What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

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What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

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What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight?

Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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What's the difference between U and I?

J

Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

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Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)