How did Princess Aurora catch her prince?

She became a sleeper agent

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

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What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic?

Peter Dinklige

What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf?

Nothing, they're both dead stars.