Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball?

Three on three.

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Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

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How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!