Because he'll peek-at-chu!
Fowl play !
It's the only way they can get love.
You gotta catch Jamal
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.
So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!
A: Because he was always spotted.
B9
Because he has holes in his hands
Tu Can Chu