Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer?

Pokemon Uranium

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What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "