Peek Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

Where'd you get them?

Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me

What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

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Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is the next Windows version 10?

Because 7 8 9

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Toilet Bowl Jokes More Toilet Bowl Jokes

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.