A: They wanna peek-a-chu.
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Because he might peek at chu.
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
Because he'll peek-at-chu!
The ICU.
Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me
Peek achoo!
He might Peek at Chu!
Because he has holes in his hands
Peek-a-chu!
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Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
Cuz they're not for prophets.
He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.
Robin Williams
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Neither of them can finish a play
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)
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Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
They start coffin.
A cow with a cold.
They're trying to get away from the noise.
He was sinusoidal.
He was expecting showers.
He wanted to make a clean getaway
