What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

What do you call a metalhead with a cold?

Flemmy

Arrr Jokes More Arrr Jokes

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

Why are you on /r/Jokes?

What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin?