What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

Previous Random Joke Next

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold?

A Polysneezin.

Arrr Jokes More Arrr Jokes

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

Why are you on /r/Jokes?

What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin?