How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

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How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

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What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!