How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

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How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

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Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

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Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!