Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

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What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.