Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

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What's a pirates favorite fast food restaurant?

Long John silvers

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.