Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

X Jokes More X Jokes

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Algebra Jokes More Algebra Jokes

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.