Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

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What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

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How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.