How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

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What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

When is your birthday?

17th January. What year Every year!

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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.