How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

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How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

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What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

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Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

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What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus .

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.