What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

What do you call an employee at a sperm bank?

A nutjob

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

co-pper

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

Scoop Jokes More Scoop Jokes

How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!