What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

Scoop Jokes More Scoop Jokes

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby