What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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I can't pair wines like this.

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HOOO did that!

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Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

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A stole.

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because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

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Because they practice relative dating!

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.