How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

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How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

What do you call a Mexican Ghost?

A Juanting.

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How can you make a moth ball ?

Hit it with a fly swatter.

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

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What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

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What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!