How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing volleyball?

Juan on Juan

Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

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Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

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How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!