How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future?

Cristobal

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Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

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What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

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Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

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What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.