How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

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What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

What do you call a Mexican knockoff burger restaurant?

Carlos Jr.

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

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What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.