Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What did one shark say to the other?

These Malaysia Airline meals aren't bad.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What did the sink say to the water faucet?

A: You're a real drip.

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Sink Ship Jokes More Sink Ship Jokes

What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.