So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.
Whale-done :)
Because he tasted funny!
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.
Let's be pen pals!
A child born in Chernobyl, duh.
All her children had gone to the dogs.
Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Knock on the hatch.
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
A Pedro leak.