What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.