What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue?

They climate.

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?

Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

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Price Jokes More Price Jokes

What do you call a lazy fan of the old Price is Right?

a Barker Lounger !

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

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