What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Because the prices are so steep

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank