What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What's every vehicle's favorite style of dance?

Brakedance.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!