What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick