What is she doing?

the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

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How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job?

Oh, wait they're done.

How do you make a rabbit stew?

Keep it waiting.

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What is she doing?

the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!