A: Ho, ho, ho!
He saw the snowblower coming
He came to work baked.
Thanks for the gold!
Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."
They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go
Because, she really stands out on the street.
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
He made them Batman.
Santa Clause rolling down a hill
the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."
Let's go PAL.
Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning
It's Christmas, Eve!
They came in like a wrecking ball.
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!
Montana.
Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!
