What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

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We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!

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A: Teeth in the cavity.

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A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

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James Bonding bah dun tss

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Because, she really stands out on the street.

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Ho hum hum !

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Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

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It's Christmas, Eve!

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Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What did Miley Cyrus' dancing instructor tell her to do?

Hometwerk

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twerk

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Kilometery Cyrus

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Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!