What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear what I Hear?

What's Christmas called in England ?

Yule Britannia !

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Who was the worlds first capenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."