What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

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How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

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What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man