What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

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Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

What's the first thing you know?

Old Jed's a millionaire.

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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

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What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.