What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

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Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"