What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ?

Adam up and tell me the total !

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.