What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."