What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

Who was the worlds first capenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.