What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve