What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!