Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.