Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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What do you call a Five Guys restaurant in Africa?

3 Guys

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.