What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

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What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

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Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

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Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali