What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

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Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

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Because they're out-standing in their field.

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A fish tank !

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

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What's Shaking?

Not Ali....

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !