Ali Jokes

What's Shaking?

Not Ali....

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

You might also enjoy:

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

Fighter Jokes More Fighter Jokes

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!