Ali Jokes

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Not Ali....

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What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

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How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you."

Saudi Jokes More Saudi Jokes

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

What's a Saudis favourite drink?

Milk sheikh

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

Fighter Jokes More Fighter Jokes

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does a Muslim redneck wear?

A murka

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

What do you call a robotic lizard that can't stand up?

Ereptile dysfunction.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.