Ali Jokes

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What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

Brown Jokes More Brown Jokes

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you

What is a Muslims favourite video game?

Goat simulator

Gaseous Clay Jokes More Gaseous Clay Jokes

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

Saudi Jokes More Saudi Jokes

What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi

What do Saudi guys and girls have in common?

They all get stoned constantly.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)