Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary?

A joint venture.

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Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali