What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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What's a virgin's favorite Christmas song?

Single Bells"

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

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What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then