What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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Whats the funniest joke you know?

You.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

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What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

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What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you