What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi