What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

A stagnation

What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*