Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

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What Is a Chinese persons favorite holiday?

Chinko De Mayo

What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

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Why do Asian parents never have a white baby?

Cause two Wongs don't make a white

Why can't Asians make white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why can't two Asians have a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

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What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white