White Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

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Why can't Asians make white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Why can't Asian parents make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Why can't two Chinese people make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

Why can't two Asians have a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Why do Asian parents never have a white baby?

Cause two Wongs don't make a white

Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

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What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

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Shoot him again.

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I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

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What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

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What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

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