A voice.
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Because two Wongs don't make a white
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Because two wongs don't make a white
Cause two Wongs don't make a white
If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
According to my neighbor it's 458 times.
He saw the snowblower coming
half a sack
A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!
A: Michael Jackson's hand !!
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Cause "pot holder" was taken.
Cause Allies don't like axis powers
They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.
If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.