White Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

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Why can't Asians make white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Why can't Asian parents make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Why can't two Chinese people make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

Why can't two Asians have a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Why do Asian parents never have a white baby?

Cause two Wongs don't make a white

Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

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Tell him the snowblower is coming.

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Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

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