Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Why isn't there a Jared's for boys?

Oh wait, there is.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."