Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant?

Pho queue!

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!