Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.