What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.