What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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What' the bare minimum?

One bear

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

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What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

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Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

What did the perverted frog say?

Rub-it!

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Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

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Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

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What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!