What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What are you waiting for?

A car.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway