What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

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What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)