What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.