What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

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What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

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How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

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How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

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What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers" hahaha

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.