What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

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Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

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Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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What goes *clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop*?

An Amish drive by shooting.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

What do you call the son of Kim jong-un?

Kim jong-deux

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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

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Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord