Because they're playing on console.
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Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.
Because their aims are white up my street
Response: In programming course.
Your aim.
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
Because they can't see if they close both.
because he can't aim steadily
If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Ready, aim, make the FIRE!
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So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.
A: The place they are aiming at.
I don't know...
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
none, they blew it up already.
A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.
Baster! Baster!
Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.
Parfour Sorry
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
Something Italians learn in preschool.
A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
I don't know, but their flag's a plus.
One wise guy answered 'Going home!'
Two of my favorites are:
I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones
Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.
He was just a nerdy digger.
