Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Previous Random Joke Next
Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats