Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

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How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.